Welcome to The club!

No books allowed.
Shaking ass is permitted.

I.Ntro

Your now Favourite noo noo (NU NU(New New)) metal band

The world needed some super serious music.
Topics about the current state of the world.
Something about water and undertows.
Most importantly the world needs songs with feelings of being hurt
after a break up.
So we listened, we heard and ngl something got lost in translation, anyway here's wonderwall.


Smut Recitals on their way:

Bring tissues, towels and anything to clean the mess.

28/06/2026
London
Amersham Arms
10/07/2026
London
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